We will need before and after the show:
- 10 (female, of course) prostitutes (with doctor’s declaration that they have no diseases whatsoever):
- 2 Ukrainian blonde chicks
- 2 Swedisch chicks with serious titties
- 2 from the Philippines
- 2 Brazilian or Argentinian ladies (in any case with Brazilian wax job!)
- 1 African mamma (+150kg plz.)
- 1 Chinese midget for the bass guitar player
- 2 kg coke and/or speed and/or liquid X
- 25 bottles of Westvleteren Nr.12
- Bathroom with gold plated faucets and shower head
- 2 cute porks with Motörhead logo tattood on theit back. Porks are to declare they are all for BBQ!
- A 92,5 inch flatscreen 3D TV, with a VHS player and all Rocky movies on tape (not DVD or Blueray mind you)
- Lemmy Killmister as a vocal coach
No, seriously… We’re happy with about 5 x 1L bottles of non-sparkling water on stage, and if you should be really really happy with us, you are allowed to bring us 4 beers and a coke on stage 😉
A chill out zone is always appreciated if the venue allows it.
Please foresee a zone for our merchandise stand. We don’t need tables and stuff, just 2 square meters will do the trick!
And Lemmy as vocal coach! You see, we’re not at all difficult!
Thanks a bunch for having us at your party, we always appreciate your honest feedback after the gig!
Jorn // +32 472 64 85 31 // firstname.lastname@example.org
Kurt // +32 475 965 125 // email@example.com
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